Welcome to Painless Pumps


We invite you to browse through our store and shop with confidence. Your shopping cart will be active until you leave the store.

Please call us if you would like to purchase bulk quantities.

Thank you for visiting.    




***Due to the increase of of fraudulent purchases via credit card, we will no longer be accepting this form of payment without a call in to our office and proof of identification emailed to us prior to the start of your transaction.****


(call 860-227-2561 for more details)






For Topical Use Only. Must Be 18 Years or Older to Order

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    Call or email us if you would like your tracking number. (860-227-2561), (painlesspumps@yahoo.com)

     Please call or email us to confirm your order if you choose to have your package shipped EXPRESS.

     Please beware of imitators!! Painless Pumps is only authorized (and authentic) if you order under Painlesspumps.com.  Authentic Painless Pumps is now only sold in 120cc and 135cc bottles. Painlesspumps LLC is also the ONLY company carrying the newest Non-expired release of Generation II.


    BEWARE of  Gen II bottles circulating without expiration dates on the labels!


    Painless Pumps

     P.O. Box 298

     Centerbrook, CT 06409