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  • Legal Notice

    Disclaimer: Must be 18 years or older to order. By reading this information you are accepting that you are aware Painless Pumps is a topical solution. Painless Pumps is not responsible for using the solution in any other way than which it is intended. Painless Pumps is not FDA approved. Painless Pumps does not accept liability for any problems that may occur while applying this product, or use of it in any other way than applying it the way it is intended, (topically).


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  • Copyright
  • All content appearing on this Web site is the property of:

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    Copyright © 2013-2020 Painless Pumps. All rights reserved. As a user, you are authorized only to view, copy, print, and distribute documents on this Web site so long as (1) the document is used for informational purposes only, and (2) any copy of the document (or portion thereof) includes the following copyright notice: Copyright © 2013-2020 Painless Pumps. All rights reserved.

  • Use Of Site
  • This site may contain other proprietary notices and copyright information, the terms of which must be observed and followed. Information on this site may contain technical inaccuracies or typographical errors. Information, including product pricing and availability, may be changed or updated without notice. Painless Pumps and its subsidiaries reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, and/or cancel orders in its discretion, including, without limitation, if Painless Pumps believes that customer conduct violates applicable law or is harmful to the interests of Painless Pumps and its subsidiaries.

  • Privacy Policy
  • Painless Pumps use of personal information that you may submit to Painless Pumps through this Web site is governed by the Painless Pumps Privacy Policy.

  • Shipping & Delivery
  • We will replace damaged or lost items.  The risk of loss and title for all merchandise ordered on this Web site pass to you when the merchandise is delivered to the shipping carrier.

  • Warranties
  • The Content included in this Web site has been compiled from a variety of sources and is subject to change without notice as are any products, programs, offerings, or technical information described in this Web site. Painless Pumps makes no representation or warranty whatsoever regarding the completeness, quality, or adequacy of the Web site or Content, or the suitability, functionality, or operation of this Web site or its Content. By using this Web site, you assume the risk that the Content on this Web site may be inaccurate, incomplete, offensive, or may not meet your needs and requirements. Painless Pumps SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NONINFRINGEMENT WITH RESPECT TO THESE WEB PAGES AND CONTENT. IN NO EVENT WILL Painless Pumps BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES EVEN IF COMPANY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

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    The information and content on this server is provided "as is" with no warranty of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. Any warranty that is provided in connection with any of the products and services described on this Web site is provided by the advertiser or manufacturer only, and not by Painless Pumps.

    The references and descriptions of products or services within the Web site materials are provided "as is" without any warranty of any kind, either express or implied. Painless Pumps is not liable for any damages, including any consequential damages, of any kind that may result to the user from the use of the materials on this Web site or of any of the products or services described hereon.

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    The inclusion of material on this server does not imply any endorsement by Painless Pumps, which makes no warranty of any kind with respect to the subject matter of the server materials advertised.

    A possibility exists that the server materials could include inaccuracies or errors. Additionally, a possibility exists that unauthorized additions, deletions, and alterations could be made by third parties to the server materials. Although Painless Pumps tries to ensure the integrity and the accurateness of the server materials, it makes no guarantees about their correctness or accuracy. Before relying on any representation made in any of the server materials, check with the advertiser of the product or service to ensure that the information you are relying upon is correct.